Throwback Thursday: The Time It Wasn’t Carbon Monoxide

When I caught the stomach flu last week, I was reminded of a funny story, so that’s what you’re getting tonight. If the fact that the stomach flu brought this story to mind concerns you, don’t worry. I won’t describe anything in gory detail.

When J and I first got married, we lived in this house:

Living Room 3

We were trying to take a picture of the couch by standing against the opposite wall. Clearly that worked well.
Living Room 2
This is the living room/laundry room/hallway to the bathroom.

It was cute, it was clean, and it was cheap, but it was miniscule. When our landlords remodeled the slightly larger house next door and offered it to us at a great price, we jumped at the chance. (I can’t find pictures of said larger house, but trust me, it was bigger.)

A couple of months after we moved in, we were chilling in the living room, grading papers per usual, when the carbon monoxide detectors started doing their stupid “our batteries are dying!” beeps. After much struggle, we got them to stop beeping, got their batteries changed, and went on with our lives, thinking nothing of it.
(It wasn’t 4 a.m.. … for once).

Until the next morning, when Jordan started violently vomiting. In the shower.

Naturally, we were concerned. What if, we thought, that hadn’t been the battery beep, and we were being poisoned each moment? What if I was fine because I’d left for a while that morning to work out? We didn’t really think it was carbon monoxide, especially since we’d just moved in and knew the house had passed inspection, but we figured we were better safe than sorry. As Jordan tried to finish his shower, I called the emergency number for carbon monoxide (not 911, just to clarify), explained what was going on, and asked what we should do.

Did you know that if you even suspect carbon monoxide poisoning, they send police, fire trucks, and an ambulance, all with lights flashing and sirens blaring? We didn’t, either, but we learned it within minutes of that phone call.

The cops banged on the door and hustled us out the door, clearly irritated that Jordan felt the need to dry off and put clothes on. We went out and sat in the ambulance, where they checked Jordan’s vitals and asked if he wanted to be tested for carbon monoxide poisoning (a test that, they explained, was quite pricey). We declined, choosing to wait and see if the firemen actually detected any carbon monoxide in our house.

They did not. Turns out, Jordan just coincidentally caught the stomach flu the morning after the carbon monoxide detector’s batteries went out and the thing beeped at us. That was good news, obviously, but we were more than a little embarrassed.

And that’s how we woke up the neighborhood over a stomach bug.

I don’t even know what reader question to ask. Tell me something related to this. 

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12 thoughts on “Throwback Thursday: The Time It Wasn’t Carbon Monoxide”

  1. I love your throwbacks. They always crack me up. My best friend and I spent some time together on a houseboat one summer and there was a detector right next to our bed. The light went from green to red one night and it began beeping. I, of course, starting flipping out that I was going to die. Well, it wasn’t me that was dying, it was the batteries…

  2. Ha! Weird coincidence!

    Now that I think about this I don’t know if we have a carbon monoxide detector. Hmm… May have to work on that.

    Congrats on the mag writing gig!! That’s awesome!!

  3. LOL….This made me giggle…not because your hubby was sick! We thought we smelled something burning last Christmas when we were putting up the tree and it was really strong. We thought the ventilation system had caught fire or something and was spreading through the house! Naturally we called 911 and before they arrived, I saw a piece of artificial garland touching the radiator. Yep. That was the smell. All the neighbours peeking out their windows expecting to see quite a show and I just laid the decorations too close to the heater. Embarrassing! lol

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